"I'm putting my good ear down on the pillow," my husband will announce before rolling over in bed and cutting off all conversation. That's when I know for sure that I am boring him.
One of the many reasons I adore my ex-husband is that he starts so many sentences with: "So, it turns out you were right about …"
Today he called to say it turns out I was right on two counts: the woeful emotional inadequacy of husbands and the healing love of a good dog.
My ex is often alerted to my inalienable rightnesses by our paper of record, The New York Times,which is what prompted this morning's most recent example.
My brother-in-law did so much research when his family was ready to buy a puppy. He wanted a mellow, low-maintenance dog that would be good with kids. So, he chose … a Corgi.
Dixie the Corgi is an adorable ball of energy who scrabbles around the house barking out peremptory orders to play ball or tug-of-war. Good with kids? Definitely. Mellow? Absolutely not. Corgis, after all, were bred as cow herds and, despite their short legs, they can run for miles and they love to be busy.
The latest high-profile divorce is that of former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell, who celebrated the end of his second term in office by announcing that he and U.S. Circuit Judge Marjorie Rendell, his wife of 40 years, are splitting up.
Philadelphia Magazine writer Lynne Gold-Bikin says,
You own a vacuum cleaner, so unlike your grandma, you don't have to throw open your windows to beat your rugs and let dust out of your house.
But why not spring clean anyway? "To get rid of stuff you don't need can be freeing," says Mason Turner, chief of psychiatry at Kaiser Permanente in San Francisco. "We just accrue way too much stuff."
Before she became a yoga instructor in Philadelphia, Jasmine Kaloudis worked for Spa Finder, where she became fascinated by the luxurious ingredients and exotic treatments she saw when she visited spas around the country.
Even if we don't have the time or the budget to soak at a fancy spa, Kaloudis says, we can always steal an hour to nurture ourselves. She's concocted these recipes you can make at home with ingredients you can find at the natural foods store.
Advertisers are listening to us again. But have they gotten the message?
Marketers, please don't stereotype us as either power couples or buffoons!
Nancy Shonka Padberg, CEO of Navigate Boomer Media, points out that Baby Boomers hold an astounding 77 percent of the U.S. wealth — no wonder Gen X and Gen Yers hate us.
We also spend 15 hours per week online — two hours longer than teenagers each week. She adds people aged 46 to 64 purchase: